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Started by Stucky, Sat Jan 09, 2010 - 18:07:13

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Sat Jan 09, 2010 - 18:07:13 Last Edit: Sun Jan 10, 2010 - 15:36:05 by Stucky
Young Lucy was a novice at a convent.  One day she walked into the Mother Superior's office and said "Mother Superior, I can't take my vows, I've decided to become a prostitute."

Mother Superior blanched and said "Oh my God no, please no.  What did you say?"

Lucy said "I want to be a prostitute and make big money."

Mother Superior breathed a sigh of relief and said "Oh thank God, I thought you said a protestant."
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