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OK...lets see...

I am a rather "talented" guy. some on here know this.

I have been a four star chef...so I can cook and make "nothing" into a gourmet meal.

I have been a rather successful salesman and so...I do know how to relate to people on a face to face basis rather well...especially when I can see and read their body language and they mine.

I have been a truck driver

I have been an electrician...so I am rather handy.

I have fallen mightily with some rather....ummm...difficult women. So...I have a few talents as far as showing affection. (been married to two of them)

I can also tell some stories about my Jesus and why I am sooo devoted to him these days...why it is all about him. Some people really love these stories and others really don't. (I am lousy at writing them down)

And I am accustomed to using these talents to keep anyone I am dating rather busy paying attention to any number of my talents. They never really notice me they notice those talents that I have...mere tokens of me.

This woman that I am dating though...she is too smart and too perceptive for her own good I think. She is ignoring my talents and has paid too close attention to the me inside these talents...and seems to be falling head over heels in love.

Ornery, strong willed, strong personality, totally committed to God...of course I am very attracted to this sort of woman.




sometimes ya just got to wonder what God has up his sleeve.

And you're in trouble why?? Sounds pretty good from here.

   John, ENJOYI think you may have earned it.
   GOD bless.

Sounds good to me. Especially if she is falling in  love with the inside and not just those talents (although they sound good).

She sounds wonderful!  Congratulations!

Yep, you're on the hook, alright.

Here's hoping she fits you for a long leash, rather than a short one.

Just so it's only a leash and not castrating equipment, you've got it made.

Yeah...I'm making some hay while I got the opportunity.

I have gotten her to cook for me...I love home cooked meals.

Quote from: janine on Tue May 25, 2010 - 22:04:15
Just so it's only a leash and not castrating equipment, you've got it made.

A leash is castrating equipment, depending on the user.