Dallas Cowboy Humor

[Jaime]

 The Texas Department of Safety is cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas.
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> For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.
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> If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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> Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
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> A..The Dallas Cowboys
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> Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
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> A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
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> Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
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> A.Put up a goal post.
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> Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
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> A.Old
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> Q.What's the difference between the Dallas
> Cowboys and a dollar bill?
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> A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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> Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
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> A.Nobody remembers.
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> Q.What do the Cowboys and possums have in common?
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> A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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[BaLou]

 

I saw this on Facebook:

Put this on your status if you know someone/related to someone who suffers from being a Dallas Cowboys Fan. Being a Cowboys fan is a real disorder and should be taken seriously. There is still no known cure for DCF syndrome and sympathy does not help. But we can raise awareness. 90% of ...Cowboy fans won't repost this because they don't know how to copy and paste.

Who is your favorite pro football team, Jaime?

[Jaime]

I don't watch much pro football unless the Cowboys are competitive. I do keep up with Jordon Shipley, Colt McCoy, and Michael Crabtree. All of whom are having good years.

[BaLou]

I don't watch much pro football unless the Cowboys are competitive. I do keep up with Jordon Shipley, Colt McCoy, and Michael Crabtree. All of whom are having good years.

I'm a Browns fan now because of Colt McCoy alone. I admire that kid so much. He has a great character and work ethic. It would be awesome if Shipley was with McCoy in Cleveland. I haven't heard to much about Crabtree, so he's doing well too?

[Jaime]

I don't watch much pro football unless the Cowboys are competitive. I do keep up with Jordon Shipley, Colt McCoy, and Michael Crabtree. All of whom are having good years.

I'm a Browns fan now because of Colt McCoy alone. I admire that kid so much. He has a great character and work ethic. It would be awesome if Shipley was with McCoy in Cleveland. I haven't heard to much about Crabtree, so he's doing well too?

Everytime I catch highlights of the 49'er's, he is like a self contained highlight generator. Awesome receiver!

[fenton]

                                       ROMO

[Jaime]

Romo is the best statistical QB that will NEVER be a champion. He has zero leadership skills.

[fenton]

Romo is the best statistical QB that will NEVER be a champion. He has zero leadership skills.

agreed

[fenton]

The Texas Department of Safety is cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas.

For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.

If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

 
Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A..The Dallas Cowboys


Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
 

Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A.Put up a goal post.


Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A.Old
 
Q.What's the difference between the Dallas
Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
 
Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A.Nobody remembers.

"""""""""" and my favorite one"""""""

Q.What do the Cowboys and possums have in common?
A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

[Jean74]

Never liked the Cowboys as they were so overrated!

[Jaime]

Never liked the Cowboys as they were so overrated!

They were only overrated when they became no good. 

[Jean74]

Yeah as Jerry Jones is the main reason I really can't stand him. After what he did to Tom Laundry. Treating the classiest coach in the NFL and all of sports like trash!

[fenton]