How Rude! I Am SO Offended!

DCR · Sat Jul 23, 2005 - 08:05:11

Well, at least SOME people emphasize the BIBLE! Are you jealous?

I'm fairly certain that NO ONE would make the mistake of calling your church a "Bible" church...

janine · Sat Jul 23, 2005 - 08:26:13

Well, we don't have the mascot in the Bible suit...

marc · Sat Jul 23, 2005 - 09:38:06

And what kind of suit does your mascot wear? Maybe a red suit with horns? Does he carry a pitchfork as well? Could he be. . . .

spurly · Sat Jul 23, 2005 - 09:49:13

(Boy, I hope no unbeliever accidently stumbles across this thread and uses it to form his/her opinion about Christianity!)

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janine · Sat Jul 23, 2005 - 23:07:36

How dare you label any of our beloved accidental visitors an unbeliever!

You are so judgemental!

twd · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 11:34:56

You're all a bunch of hairy-ticks. Too bad you don't have sincere hearts, like me.

Jimbob · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 11:36:02

How pathetic, stooping to name-calling just to make yourself feel smug and self-satisfied.

ConnieLard · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 11:48:40

You are in no position to be calling someone else pathetic. Just look at yourself, TreJMG!!!

Jimbob · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 12:26:36

At least I'm human!

kalen · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 14:31:55

And a woefully sinful one at that. You should aspire to be perfect (like me).

twd · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 14:35:15

What, do you have something against Martians and dogs? I'm offended!

Jimbob · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 15:12:38

As well you should be. I can't believe we have to put up with make believe characters and animals. Don't you know we humans are the top of the food chain?

ConnieLard · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 19:06:56

I'd rather be a real dog than a cartoon anything! :p

Jimbob · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 19:28:51

Didn't you mother teach you it's rude to stick your tongue out?! I never!

memmy · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 20:35:43

Obviously you "never"..........you don't look like your lips even open to be able to do so. :cool:

Jimbob · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 20:52:51

That's sure a big hairy wart you've got on your forehead there, sister.

memmy · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 21:12:13

You need glasses?

That's my family heirloom jewel.

Might be that your eyes are too bugged out to see properly.

Or your dilated pupils may be the prob.

Jimbob · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 21:23:17

Call it "heirloom" I call it genetic....and gross.

memmy · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 21:30:06

Well get your eyes checked buster.

My husband married me for my forehead, and the brains beneath it.

By the way, my armor you see here is protecting me from your outbursts.

(man this is getting weird)

Jimbob · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 21:36:31

Outbursts?! I haven't EVEN started OUTBURSTING with the CAPS KEY yet!!! ARE YOU MOCKING ME?

memmy · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 21:57:23

Why yes, I believe I am.

Is there something you believe you can do about that Mr. Spider leg hairpiece? :O

janine · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 22:13:38

I have NEVER witnessed such venom!

I thought this was a Christian webzine!

(*cue shuddering sigh*)

I think Christians should never utter a cross word to each other!

(*cue trembling bottom lip and single small tear*)

Y'all had better watch out or y'all will make me fall away, like a successfully treated hairy wart!

Jimbob · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 22:37:05

Memmy, I'll have you know that reverse male pattern baldness.

Janine, Christians don't blubber on and on like that. It really bothers me that you'd put on such an emotional show just for attention.

memmy · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 22:41:01

QuoteI think Christians should never utter a cross word to each other!

So you believe Christians can utter cross words as long as they aren't "direct"?

Quotelike a successfully treated hairy wart!

I'll have you know it isn't a hairy wart I say!

QuoteI have NEVER witnessed such venom!

Sheesh! (slithering away)[/color]

memmy · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 22:46:02

QuoteMemmy, I'll have you know that reverse male pattern baldness.

It looks "reverse" alright, like the spider legs are growing into your head. :whistle:

And about Janine, how dare you call her a blubbering female, just because she speaks her mind! There ya go cutting down us sisters again! :doh:[/color]

Jimbob · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 22:58:30

I never mentioned she was female, that's irrelevant to me, blubbering is just weak. Memmy, are you a female chauvinist pig?

memmy · Mon Jul 25, 2005 - 23:17:56

Chauvinist pigs are only male jmg, because I have never seen a female one. We are so very close to perfection, ya know?

Maybe a chauvinist Princess or even Queen, but pig? No way! :priest: :angel:

Jimbob · Tue Jul 26, 2005 - 06:33:33

Wiggle all ya want, if the hoof fits....

:D

kalen · Tue Jul 26, 2005 - 07:05:01

Why is no one responding to me anymore? I thought Christianity was about making ME feel good. Me, me, meeeeeeeeeeee.......

memmy · Tue Jul 26, 2005 - 07:15:53

No kalen, it is about others, such as ME! :cool:

ConnieLard · Tue Jul 26, 2005 - 08:34:26

QuoteWhy is no one responding to me anymore? I thought Christianity was about making ME feel good. Me, me, meeeeeeeeeeee.......

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Grow up, Kalen! How's that for a response?! [/color]

twd · Tue Jul 26, 2005 - 12:08:32

I'm gonna report the lot of you to a certain fine quarterly journal, to be marked as divisive, and then divided from.

[Wow, I hope no one picks up this thread in the middle without reading the original post!]

ConnieLard · Tue Jul 26, 2005 - 12:26:55

QuoteChauvinist pigs are only male jmg, because I have never seen a female one. We are so very close to perfection, ya know?

Maybe a chauvinist Princess or even Queen, but pig? No way! :priest: :angel:

Memmy is clearly not very well informed, now is she?!

PEGGY JOYCE · Tue Jul 26, 2005 - 13:25:21

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: I love Miss Piggy.

Serenity432001 · Tue Jul 26, 2005 - 13:33:09

Yes Peggy but Connie seems to think she is a REAL pig. Don't she realize she's just a muppet PLAYING a pig!!

(Sorry sis--don't tell mom)

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